This is my response to the tumblr "I Don't Need Feminism Because", featured in this Buzzfeed article. I won't link to the actual tumblr because it's a crock of bullshit based on a misunderstanding of feminism and an ignorance of data and history.
I have to pre-emptively say that this is satire. I realize that #notallmen wear fedoras and think feminists are easy, but that group exists and they are open to criticism. And also that there's a difference between critiquing rhetoric - which is what I'm doing here - and, as I say, shitting on women (by, for instance, calling them sluts and whores, as several of the non-satirical "I Don't Need Feminism Because" women do).